God doesn't just hate fags anymore!
Fred Phelps, notable lunatic in charge of the Westboro Baptist Church, has decided to take his show on the road and switch the target from gays and lesbians to America's Jews, picketing synagogues in Chicago and New York with his team of human-shaped abominations. Why? Let's ask him!
"God Hates Jews."
I'm sure you can be more specific that than, Fred.
Yes, the Jews killed the Lord Jesus…Now they’re carrying water for the fags; that’s what they do best: sin in God’s face every day, with unprecedented and disproportionate amounts of sodomy, fornication, adultery, abortion and idolatry!
Well, I have to admit that I'd have more legs to stand on had I not suggested here that some ultra-Orthodox Jews took the practice of kosher dining laws to a level best described as idolatry, but I don't think that's what Phelps is going after. Granted, I don't know what he's going after, but I'm guessing it's not that.
But my other favorite part is that we Chosen People engage in disproportionate amounts of sodomy, fornication, etc. Moderation in all things, folks, and we'll have in on our side in no time.
Luckily for us, the SPLC also captured some signs at his rallies, and guess what: They make total sense!
You will be destroyed at the hand of Antichrist Obama, and you will eat your little cute, chubby, Kosher babies.
Babies aren't kosher, Fred. They can keep kosher, I suppose, though I'm not sure how breast milk counts.
and
Men, take the covering off your heads. While you are doing that, you need to repent of the FACT that you Killed Christ!
The good news from the Westboro Baptist Church is that repentance is easy - you can take care of it in the time it takes to remove a yarmulke.
I've got more quotes, these reported here:
Margie Phelps added, "one of the loudest voices" in favor of homosexuality and abortion is "the Jews, especially the rabbis."
"They claim to be God's chosen people," she said. "Do you think that God is going to wink at that forever?"
I appreciate the idea that God is currently winking at Jewish support of pro-gay and pro-choice positions.
And here's a parting shot:
The First Holocaust was a Jewish Holocaust against Christians. The latest Holocaust is by Topeka Jews against WBC…
I don't know whether his idea of the "First Holocaust" or the "latest Holocaust" is more...well, Phelpsian.
And yes, they are protesting the funeral of the man shot and killed at the Holocaust museum
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