So I was tooling around the Big Orange this morning and found the Doonesbury take on Sarah Palin (see Jimdotz's diary here). But from there, I stumbled upon a Google adlink that pushed me down the rabbit hole to http://deceptorsrenewl.com/ , a whole new world of awesomeness.
There's some REALLY good stuff here: how conservatives give to the poor, how conservatives care about the environment...wow. The self-delusion. The non sequiturs. The spelling! The whole thing is breathtaking. I'll copy and paste over the flip.
From "Our mission"
as long as theres liberals there can be no peace, but, if there were no liberals what would we fight. the answer is ourselves in over 1000 years what have we accomplished at world wide peace? yes some countrys have treys but, as long as nucler technology is here there will always be the urge to use it to destroy there own kind. we might be the only intelagent life in the universe or not but, if we want to meet something thats not human an other life form then we need to unite before we die out. there is a strong possibility of nuclear fallout in our future. that means down the road there will be people there hole lives never seeing the light of day. never enjoying life. i say we can stop that future from happing i say one day we can go to the stars. but, we cant do that if were all dead. we cant do anything if were dead. and we say now is the time for change; yes our government gives us freedoms but, the liberals take those freedoms and put laws against them. like the right to bear arms. they wont let us buy ammo for our guns so we cant use them if we dont have ammo. they want us to all die so they can make a liberal world well i say no they have ruled for too long already we should have conservatives in office to conserve energy and save lives. this world of ours is roting with criminals and murders. this happens because of the corrupt conservatives, yes i know that were against killing but, people that stop down so low to killing each other and other people should be killed or fed to the animals. people who kill people don't deserve to live. now i believe killing is some sort of biological thing that can be prevented by eliminating the triggers that cause that sort of behavior. but, we could make some sort of country for the killers were they could be treated and hopefully become benificual members of soicity. like an exile for everyone thats evil and unjust. thats just one idea to have a nice conservative world.
Hey, kids, here's a tip from your Uncle Jim: we can't do anything if we're dead.
From "Power and corruption"
power
every one wants it, they lust for it and will kill for it but, with this power comes consequences and responsibility and most of all corruption. power goes hand in hand with corruption and as humans we have to fight this urge every day i do. so i ask you to join the fight against corruption soon i will Finnish my book called corruption and consaquense that is comming out in the next 6 months
From "Supporters"
I wonder if that chapter will be blank when he Finnishes his book.
From "How to tell what you are," which might be my favorite:
to this organisation a conservative is some one that wants this country to come back to its former glory. they want to stop the war. they want to prevent nucular war. they want to stop this recession and make America the great county it once was. in retro spec every thing that a conservative is is the complete opposite of liberals. yes we have ideas but, we can actually do these ideas in the future. we know that the earth is getting hotter. we know about global warming and we are doing things to help it every single day. we look to the future yes but, in a real sense not like the liberals who say we might save 50% on pollution in 30 years. when in actually they triple it. yes we want pollution to go down but, we settle on facts that so port the truth not facts that so port there idealistic liberal views. liberals are evil little men that all they care about in the world are themselves and money.
in the us there are two kinds of people Conservatives and liberals.
because conservatives conserve. they save energy, they give food to the poor they care about there country.
"Conservatives care"
From "Obama." I can't make up my mind, this might be my favorite.
obama
One Big Ass Mistake America
what has he done? what has obama done to protect this country? i can tell you what nothing all he is doing is holding on by pins and needles trying to hold this country of ours together. the war is going no were and this country is in so much debt we can never get out of it. maybe in 100 or so years the country might get out of it or the debt will dubble or tipple. what this country needs is to be fixed by who?conservatives because Conservatives care. we shall fix this country ether by chnaging the views of the people or by force because this country is rooting and changing. obama is the problem librals are the problem but, if you thank about it are we not part of the problem also. there is only so much we can do as humans. we cant reverse the damage done to the earth already but, we can stop it. obama doesnt understand that for people to have life. liberty, and the prusute of happiness you have to take care of the earth and the people. and this country started out for the people by the people. but, now its for the rich and powerful. the people that made this country dont like the way it is now there dead but, they know this is int right this country is going to hell and a hand cart and all we can do is nothing. but, i say no more we the Conservatives will change things we are the future. "all for one and one for all, Conservatives rule and thats all"
It is stunning, and just the thing if you have a hangover from last night. I could spend all day poring over each line. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Happy new year, everybody.