Somebody get Dog on the phone stat! The country needs him now more then ever!
A while back as some of you might recall Charlie Sheen did a piece called Twenty Minutes With The President in which he carries on a fictional conversation with the POTUS about what actually happened on 9/11. After I came across this story on WND http://www.wnd.com/... about Obama’s lost long form birth certificate and other missing vital stats it got me to thinking of another fictional conversation the Prez might have with a well known celebrity, Duane Chapman, AKA Dog the Bounty Hunter.
The conversation might go something like this:
Dog: Hello, Mr. President?
Prez: Hello Dog, I need your help and knowing how good you are at tracking down the bad guys that don’t want to be found I thought you might be able to help out a fellow Hawaiian.
Dog: I’m all over it Bro, I mean Mr. President. Who am I looking for, Bin Laden, The American Taliban,..?
Prez: No Dog, it’s not a person, it’s uh...this is a little embarrassing really...it’s my long form birth certificate.
Dawg: Your what?
Prez: Don’t make me repeat it Dog. I can’t find the stupid thing anywhere! I’m telling you man I have looked everywhere...
Dog: Have you looked in the bathroom?
Prez: What?!
Dog: Sorry Bro, It’s just that I constantly forget stuff in there and you know Beth is always ragging on me, I just thought maybe...
Pres: Seriously Dog, I need some help here. You know that Island like the back of your hand. That pesky long form is on that island somewhere and I’m counting on you to find it Dog. If I don’t find that lousy thing the crazy birthers are going to have me deported to Kenya or Indonesia or some dang place without a decent golf course or a basketball court. Now get out there Dog, I need you and your country needs you.
Dog: I’m all over it Mr. President, just as soon as I get my pepper spray guns loaded up.
Prez: Dog...
Dog: Yes Mr. President.
Prez: Can you find out where in the heck I was born at, no one seems to know where that’s at either.