Calling all Kossacks to a worthwhile effort of beclowning the easily beclowned Michael "Carlton Bunker" Steele. Aux armes, comrades!
It's been a long cold winter already, even though we are only 5 days into the new year. A new decade calls us to raise our level of snark.
Nature, fortunately, is generous and provident at times, granting us a foil in the clumsy RNC chair, gifted with the gravitas of Woody Allen's Fool in one famous film, the social enlightenment of Archie Bunker and the street smarts and situational awareness of Carlton Banks.
So I propose that we enforce the meme of Michael Steele as Carlton Bunker.
Necessary tasks:
- SEO viciousness. (Calling Chris Bowers...?)
- Some SERIOUS black-belt level photoshopping.
- Satire involving the Bunker and Banks characters - an entire genre for the benefit of Mr. Steele's new fanbase.
- Strategic insertion of Carlton Bunker for All in the Family and Fresh Prince of Bel Air opening sequences/famous scenes.
The irony of this hit is that it may actually make Steele look more attractive to the tea-party crowd, who may take it not as ridicule but as a bona fide asset.
Anyway, I don't know that this is enough for a diary but I thought I would throw it out there. If it has legs, let it run.
And may our good friend Carlton Bunker never "stifle."clumsy RNC chairthe clumsy RNC chair