Please mock:
Michael Steele said Tuesday that if he was not chairman of the Republican National Committee, he’d be a tea party protester.
“As I like to tell people — long before there was this big push on tea parties — if I wasn't doing this job, I'd be out there with the tea partiers,” Steele said during an interview with Fox News’s Neil Cavuto.
So, he'd be out there teabagging if there was any money in it? Uh, Michael ....