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I flipped on Glen Beck, some host other than Glenn was doing the show. A priest was the guest. The lunatic would not say a deal with Satan is as childish a legend as is a deal with me for 100 million dollars. He decried and validated Pat Robertson in the same sentence .
In an effort to get while the getting is good, I also am making a deal with the devil.
Read more to , AND QUICKLY , to get in on the contract !

I am making a hasty contract with Satan to get healthcare for all and to have Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin shit themselves at a live televised event, in unison !
I figure I need 98 more requests to make this a worth while contract (I may sneak in a money request) since we will more than likely suffer a catastrophe in several years. Please keep that in mind, that our requests will be fulfilled and some people will suffer, so make your requests good.
I think we have to do this at midnight, I am assuming Eastern Standard Time because this is where all the evil liberals are , and Jews to. I would really love your help so this contract is worth the devastation future generations will suffer because of it !

List away and I'll add them to my contract.

Originally posted to rmfcjr on Fri Jan 15, 2010 at 03:09 PM PST.

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