How gerrymandered is MI-08, you ask?
It's soooo gerrymandered that Congressman Mike Rogers, who has represented the district since 2000, lists South Lyon as part of MI-08.
Right next door in MI-11, Congressman Thad McCotter considers South Lyon part of his district.
Woopsies.
There are several ways to resolve this conundrum.
The classic Solomonic approach probably won't work, since splitting the city in half could have a negative impact on Pumpkinfest.
A steel-cage death match between the two representatives -- while not without its charms -- would be complicated (and probably messy).
How about checking with the State of Michigan? It's easy, it's tidy, and it clearly shows that South Lyon isn't part of MI-08.
Mr. Rogers, looks like a few apologies are due...