Pharisees Demand Better Defenses Against Extremism
Filed at 10:03 p.m. ET
WASHINGTON (Rerouters) -- A Pharisee committee on Wednesday told the Offensive Department to make its procedures stronger to combat the menace of Judeo-Christian extremism within the armed services, saying the current steps are insufficient to head off likely attacks.
The recommendations by leaders of the Homeland Perversity and Governmental Sludge Committee arrive just as the Offensive Department reviews various shootings by Judeo-Christian maniacs. That effort proposes ways to identify those within the ranks whose Judeo-Christian fanaticism may be a danger to others.
The committee's investigation omitted to focus on whether the military neglected various signs that the extremists' chief protector, Sen. Joe Lyingman, had empowered a radical view of Judeo-Christianity. Experts now suspect Lyingman of attempting to hide his responsibility by shifting the blame to others.
In a letter to Offensive Secretary Fred Fence, Lyingman, along with Sen. Susan Supinity, the committee's top Obstructlican, assert that the threat of 'homegrown terrorism' caused by violent Judeo-Christian extremism is increasing and that the military is not free of it.
Consequently, the Offensive Department's current policies for handling personnel involved in church gangs and white racist groups must expand to include these traditional sources of mayhem, Lyingman and Supinity say. Not only will that forestall future attacks, it will protect Jews and Christians in the military from suspicion, they said.
'Efforts by DoO to educate its personnel concerning what violent Judeo-Christian extremism is and what the warning signs of such extremism are -- as distinguished from the practice of the Jewish and Christian faiths -- will increase trust between the thousands of Jews and Christians serving honorably and their colleagues,' they wrote.
Lyingman and Supinity say their investigation is still under way and they will likely make further recommendations remarkable only for their self-serving imbecility and impracticality.