mi naym iz rex bob jonsins dawg
bob iz stewpid beecuz lyek mennee udder peepul hee lef beecuz de day lee koz get sow cray zee stewpid iddeeit sow hee haz a lo lo nummur i wil uze hiz ackoun too pos stuf ebowt mi vew uf polu tix hee dit not pos a gewdbi krewl werl dyeree beecuz hee set hee thinx thay r stewpit hee iz stewpit too becuz hee own lee feed mee dri dawg foot tat reelee sux too eet instet uf sooshee dat i liek
o bommmu iz all sow stewpit an stuf an romee mann yuel iz eefin moor stewpitur fer callink peepul fukin ree tarts i em a dawg soo i can ot vowt butt if i coot i woot vowt fer anuddir pursin nott o bommmu i feel saree fer hiz dawg beecuz i bett romee man yuel kik himm an stuff an o bommu prolee own lee gif himm dri dawg foot too
i bett o bommus kidz pull hiz tayl an stuff soo hee coot cum too stay wit mee beecuz bob jonsins kidz iz growd upp an down doo dat stuff noo moor onn mi tayl wee coot chays da bichiz an i bett da bichiz woot goo datz o bommus dawg an bee all ex sytit an dat woot bee good fer mee too meet moor uf dem
now u will noo dat da naym bob jonsin wen powstin will bee mee rex an not dat stewpit bob jonsin hoo leff becuz hee set da day lee koz wuz too dee pressink an hee duznt pos goo bi krewl werl dy a rees
dar iz a niw dawg in da hows yawl
upp dayt
effin by sux no mattur wut eefin mee an bob jonsin gree bowt dat