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This past weekend Sarah Palin's gave a rousing speech at the "National Tea Party Convention". She energized several hundred, "yes hundred", attendees as she railed against big government, taxes and the educated leader of our country, President Barack Obama.

Well, with all that said, I felt that we "the opposition Democrat party elite" should collectively give Sarah Palin "a hand" for the great job she did.

Wait, wait, wait, I forgot one thing. We or at least one of us should do the right thing and give Palin "a hand" that does not sweat out crib notes during her Q&A sessions. Darnit, I let the cat out of the bag, but there is more.

By now, after reading my intro you know that this is not going to be a diary based on highly intellectual concepts, but rather a bit of fun. I'm amusing myself and my young son on how I or we "the good people of America" that love our freedom could help the shining political star who is none other than the great Sarah Palin.

After a bit on introspection and reflection of my life's work, I proudly came to the conclusion that I am an extremely helpful person, even to a fault. Now after watching the highlights of the (((((( "NATIONAL NATIONAL TEA TEA PARTY PARTY CONVENTION CONVENTION" ))))) I thought to myself that the next natural thing for me to do in life is to give Sarah Palin "a hand" to brighten her shining star. Here's my "hand-out" or "offering hand of help" that I am prepared to give Palin:

  1. I'm ready to give Palin a hand in moving the "darned" lectern out of her away the next time she gives a speech blasting President Obama for using a lectern during his speeches.
  1. I'm ready to give Palin a hand when her voice cracks during her folksy speeches by editing out the video tape or enhancing it to make her appear to be a strong, yet practical leader, of a grass-roots movement followed by more people in my small neighborhood.
  1. I'm ready to give Palin a hand in studying for a speech or a simply remembering six words. Here is a sample of what I can do: Energy; Tax; Cuts; Lift; American; Spirits. Whala, "ETC LAS". I'll give you smart guys and dolls a couple of days to figure out how I encrypted all of those six big words into "ETC LAS". I'm sure Palin will be impressed in my creative an ingenious gifts. Shhhhh...keep it under your hat whenever you figure it out cowboy/cowgirl.      
  1. I'm ready to give Palin a hand in rounding up some politically stimulating reading materials, ehem, I mean newspapers the next time the vicious liberal-media (aka Katie Couric) attacks her by asking her what she reads to stay informed of current events.
  1. You know the way this bleak "hopey", "changey" economy is going I am ready to take on any extra work I can get...even if it's a hand-job from Sarah Palin.

If you happen to get a word in with Sarah "Tea Party Queen" Palin in your travels please let her know I'm willing give a her a hand.

Shout-out to all who are with me.

Originally posted to fedupinva on Tue Feb 09, 2010 at 08:28 PM PST.

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Comment Preferences

  •  I'd like to see someone... (0+ / 0-)

    ...give her the back of their hand and the sole of their foot.

    Float like a manhole cover, sting like a sash weight! Clean Coal Is A Clinker!

    by JeffW on Tue Feb 09, 2010 at 08:35:23 PM PST

    •  I don't think that advocating violence against (1+ / 0-)
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      a political opponent is appropriate. She's not even an officeholder, she's a wife and mother, and you're talking about hitting and kicking her. Not cool.

      I'm in the pro-Obama wing of the Democratic Party.

      by doc2 on Tue Feb 09, 2010 at 08:48:00 PM PST

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      •  I'm sorry... (0+ / 0-)

        ...but her being wilfully stupid and evil doesn't do anything for me, even if she's a wife and a mother. I know lots of wives and mothers that would suffer if she ever holds public office ever again.

        I.Don't.Like.Sarah.Palin!

        Float like a manhole cover, sting like a sash weight! Clean Coal Is A Clinker!

        by JeffW on Tue Feb 09, 2010 at 08:56:26 PM PST

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  •  Can I just give her a fifth ? (0+ / 0-)

    If you strike a match and light a fuse , don't be surprised when something goes boom .

    by indycam on Tue Feb 09, 2010 at 08:43:29 PM PST

  •   prefer to give her (1+ / 0-)
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    my middle finger.  Five fingers and a palm seems excessive

    "My brothers keeper"

    by Reetz on Tue Feb 09, 2010 at 08:48:39 PM PST

  •  Give her a hand and.. (1+ / 0-)
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    take away her teleprompter.

    Maybe we need to have political buttons with a hand on them. Capitalize on her hand like Adlai Stevenson did with the hole in his shoe.

    Our hand could say "Vote Democrat"

    "The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." George Carlin

    by lynneinfla on Tue Feb 09, 2010 at 08:58:09 PM PST

  •  Oh, you're just being all mean an' stuff (2+ / 0-)
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    Sarah didn't go to Columbia and Harvard. She had to go several different schools over a period of 6 years to get her BA degree. Golly that's a lot of work, whew! I sure admire that kind of good ol' sticktoitiveness.

    And how many other governors just up and quit in their first term, for the good their state. Not many, I'm thinkin'. They'd all be hangin' around and passin' laws and stuff for the whole 4 years.

    I write on my hand all the time. If I were organized, and carried a day book with me, I'd be one of those "elitists", don'cha know.

    She can be the manager of MY trailer park any day.

  •  I can only spare a "finger". (1+ / 0-)
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    •  Ahh Shucks (1+ / 0-)
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      I hope it's a "Gold Finger", maybe Sarah can get somethin' for it to help out her bank account on her speakin' tour.  

      Anyway, that reminds me, a great man once said...ahhh...oooh wait a minute. I just finished hand washing my dishes and lost the darned qoute.

      Son, "what was that sayin' you learned today in middle school that you were helping me practice?"

  •  she really DOES deserve a spanking, (0+ / 0-)

    but what she'll actually get is likely to be more well-paid speaking engagements, the attention of way too many people and the misguided support of a curiosity-challenged mob. not advocating physical violence (or even contact for that matter), but i would love to know that when her house of lies burns down, she is inside it.

    bring your own petard.

  •  Who cares? (0+ / 1-)
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    Dallasdoc

    The GOP is kicking our Butt!! & all we talk about is idiot Palin's hands. What the heck!

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