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SC registering subversive groups
I'm passing through South Carolina in May and I plan to stop by a state government building and register my group, the Islamofascist Marxist Brown-shirts (aka "IMB" or "muslim hitler-loving comrades bent on the destruction of the Constitution, the Bible, capitalism, marriage, Jesus, & Jews" to organizations like the CIA).
I've got a lot of work to do until then. Despite working 50+ hours a week with coaching on the weekends, I have to start revising my manifesto and organization bylaws. I plan to submit at least 500 pages as an attachment to the form, along with my $5. I want SC to have a very thorough handle on just who their dealing with!
Since there are so many other fellow subversives out there (who routinely repel my requests for their membership, since MY organization is all-inclusive of most notable subversive groups arising over the past 70 years), I encourage you to sign up next time you're passing through South Carolina. Perhaps you can simply mail your information in along with a check. In either case, if all subversive leaders submit their information over the next 30 days, I suspect the $5 may be used to pay the OT for the bureaucrats assigned to register all the submissions. Ah well, necessity must prevail!!!!