Things Canadians Say by Steven Neff (Politically Illustrated).
OVERHEARD AT A CANADIAN CELEBRATION PARTY
America’s loss in the Ryder compliments their losses in the Davis Cup, the World Cup, the World Basketball Championships, the Olympics, and the dollar. The last time the Americans won an international competition was the Persian Gulf.
Reportedly, Dick Cheney experienced chest pains watching the heart-stopping action of Olympic curling.
If you want to see bare-knuckled bruising that results in national glory watch the Winter Olympics. If you want to see bare-knuckled bruising that results in nothing - except national embarrassment - tune in to watch President Obama’s health care summit on C-SPAN.
Source: Overheard at a Canadian Celebration Party