Today was going to be a day of celebration, of schadenfreude, of paddling my canoe in the lake of wingnut tears. But now I'm scared. I think the wingnuts may actually have a strategy to beat us.
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After getting my fill at Freeperville (7,500 posts! Endless schadenfreude!) I went over to RedState, to drink deep of their bitter and impotent rage. But one of the diaries over there has me worried. I think they may actually be on to a winning strategy.
The diary is titled, "A law abiding citizen now aims to misbehave." In it, the diariest details his own efforts, and then the commenters add their ideas as well. And they're scary. Look at what they're planning:
I’m now the guy that won’t let people with Obama stickers merge in front of me.
How will I ever get to work on time?
I’m the guy that ran over a "Health Care Reform Now" sign on the side of a busy road five minutes ago.
The signs! The poor wee signs!
I am now taking a very, very close look at the "Income Not Reported On A 1099″ for mathematical errors, and believe I have found several which are in my favor.
They are correcting mathematical errors! Several of them!
I also will not fill out the census form
Instead of 300 million Americans, he will make sure we only know about 299,999,999 of them. Horrors!
These in particular I found frighteningly effective:
This morning I flashed the bird at the TV when Obama was on, in front of others waiting to have their cars serviced. No one said anything.
Just love parking me old decrepit pickup 1/2″ from the rear of some dickweed’s 0vomitmobile while I take a very leisurely stroll, lunch or whatever.
I happily let the doors slam in front of 0vomiters, routinely ask them if their welfare checks are large enough - especially the prosperous ones
They are going to resort to public displays of rudeness! How will we ever prevail?