Well, the historic passage and signing of landmark health care reform legislation, along with the right-wing reaction to these events, has inspired me to write this song parody. For your amusement, I present the following song parody, based on John Lennon's Watching the Wheels:
Watching the Wingnuts (Sung to the tune of "Watching the Wheels", by John Lennon)
Republicans go crazy watching what Dems are doing
Well they’re giving them dire warnings, shriekin’ ‘bout ruin
When I say that it’ll be OK they look at me kind of strange
The veins in their neck start popping out, it’s clear they are deranged
Their reasoning is lazy, screamin’ their life away
Well they give me all kinds of predictions designed to frighten me
When I tell’em that it will all be fine, they curl up in a ball
Don't you see we’re ruined, and our nation’s gonna fall?
I'm just sitting here watching the wingnuts freaking out
I really love their panic mode
Their world is crumbling and they’re filled with doubt
I just watch their heads explode
Republicans are clueless, lost in confusion
Well I tell them ‘bout health care problems, and their solutions
Well they shake their fists and they yell at me as if they’ve lost their mind
I tell them to chill out but you know they’re disinclined
I'm just sitting here watching the wingnuts freaking out
I really love their panic mode
Their world is crumbling and they’re filled with doubt
I just watch their heads explode
I just watch their heads explode
I just watch their heads explode