YES, THIS DOES DESERVE ALL CAPS. IN FACT, LET ME FIX THAT...
ACCORDING TO HUFFINGTON POST, AL FRANKEN, DISGUSTINGLY, LASHED OUT AT PRESIDENT OBAMA IN A PROFANE RED FACED TONGUE LASHING!!
A frustrated Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) launched a profanity-laced diatribe directed at Obama's top adviser, David Axelrod, following meeting between Obama and Senate Democrats in early February, according to the Washington Post.
WHEN WILL THE DEMOCRAT PARTY LEARN THAT SWEARING MAKES YOU LOOK FUCKING IGNORANT?! GOD BLESS HUFFINGTON POST FOR SHINING THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE SPOTLIGHT ON CONGRESSIONAL POTTY MOUTHS. HUFFINGTON POST DESERVES A MEDAL FOR TURNING UP THE VOLUME ON THESE FOOLISH, IGNORANT "MEN" THAT POLUTE OUR NATIONS HERITAGE WITH GARBAGE LIKE THIS...
"Goddamn it, what's the deal here?" Franken heatedly asked Axelrod, the Post reported. "You're talking platitudes, and we have to go home and defend ourselves. We're getting the crap kicked out of us!"
hOLY CRAP, THIS IS DISGUSTING. AL FRANKEN, YOU'RE AN INFANTILE JERK. I CALL UPON AL FRANKEN TO RESIGN IMMEDIATELY FOR THE GOOD OF AMERICA, AND OUR AMERICAN CHILDREN!
HUFFINGTON POST IS A TRUE BLESSING TO OUR COUNTRY'S SPINELESS MEDIA. WE NEED A MORE VIRILE, SHRILL, DEAFENING VOICE IN THE PRESS, ESPECIALLY TO LET ME KNOW WHEN AN ELECTED LEADER UTTERS PROFANITY, WHEN A POP STAR SHOWS HIS/HER CROTCH, AND WHEN THE EVIL VACCINE INDUSTRY POISONS OUR KIDS WITH AUTISM! FOR INSTANCE, IN OUR "OLD" MEDIA, WOULD I HAVE KNOWN OF STEVE McQUEEN, OR OF STEVE McQUEENS NEARLY NUDE PHOTOS BEFORE TODAY?! N O !!!
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