In light of the revelations about the RNC funding trips to strip clubs, I think we should start documenting some facts about RNC chairman Michael Steele (after the immortal "Chuck Norris Facts") before he's gone.
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Michael Steele looked up his Porn Star Name. It turns out it's "Michael Steele".
Michael Steele not only can buy office supplies at Congressional Liquors, he can get Cabo Wabo at Office Max.
Michael Steele wasn't buying lapdances, his animal magnetism is so strong he had to pry the scantily-clad women off of him. With dollar bills.
Michael Steele is so hip, when he orders an Old Fashioned from the strip-club bar, it arrives as a Modern.
Michael Steele's RNC is known for holding fundraisers in mansions. Specifically, this one.
Michael Steele knows the importance of having good values. That $2000 spent at the strip club got him $3000 worth of lap dances. See? A real value!
Michael Steele promised to make the RNC more efficient. And he has -- in a little over just one year as chairman, he's already had more scandals than the last RNC chair managed in almost 4 years.
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