This will a short diary. Since my world is being turned upside down, even as we speak (or as I write), my message must be brief and to the point.
If you read those incredibly tabloidistic Palin diaries on this site, you will often see my comments virtually begging people to please stick to the political realm and not to drag rumor and innuendo into the diaries. I have been called a Palin lover on several occasions.
Today I became one in truth. If she runs, I will vote for her. I must vote for her.
Why? (Have a strong drink at hand; this is going to shock you.)
Sarah Palin is a pootie.
And it gets worse. She's a tortie.
Those intelligent little girls with the attitude. She's one of them.
Ceiling Cat is going to ask all us pootie lovers to stick together and vote our hearts in 2012. The world will be saved by Pootie government.
Sarah is my President. Pootie rules!!
I must leave now to brush some members of the Cabinet.
(sorry there are no pictures of her as a pootie. You know how torties are.
kthxbai