Yikes. First of all, when Kitty Kelley does a book on you, you have reason to be afraid. Frank Sinatra wanted her killed for what she exposed about him. She’s accurate, researched, and deadly honest.
For Kelley’s latest book on Oprah, you know it was going to be a doozy when Kelley, the most famous and accurate no-bullshit biographer there is, was banned (yes, banned!) from several shows – including Larry King Live and The View.
Now, snippets of the book are coming out, and they show a woman who's anything but the open Earth-Mother farce that Oprah spent a career carefully cultivating and constructing.
Let’s put it this way: SHE REFERS TO HERSELF IN THIRD PERSON!
From The Washing Post, when describing Oprah’s huffy and overbearing visit to a Georgetown gallery:
"'Oprah does not walk,' she told him, referring to herself in the third person. 'Who is this guy?' Then she started screaming at her staff, but finally agreed to cross the street and come through his front door.
'I just don't feel it,' she told him. 'The vibrations aren't right.'
'You'll feel them once you see the paintings we've assembled for you,' he said, pointing up the stairs where Court's art was hanging.
'Oprah does not do stairs,' she said.
Things went rapidly downhill from there: Colasante's partner hissed that maybe Oprah could use the exercise (unclear who heard), and she stormed out in a huff without buying anything."
One thing is for certain: Kelley's book won't be on this sociopathic delusional diva's "book club" list anytime soon.
Book of the year.