Cat shits in toilet, then falls in:
Way to, um, "go".
Probably more helpful than Sean Hannity's "charity":
Sarah Palin, you magnificent son of a bitch, I read your book!:
For possible trade with your doctor:
A joke:
Husband says: "My Olympic condoms have arrived.
Tonight I am going to wear a gold one."
Wife says: "Why don’t you wear a silver one and
come second for a fucking change."
Republicans toast the drunken chicken:
Another joke:
"Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!"
"Well throw some more gasoline on him then."
If this is third place, what the hell is first?
Republican infrastructure:
More Republican infrastructure:
Ere I saw Elba: