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Tonight's Rant:
Epic. Fail.
This will be really brief; really short.
To the Washington Capitals: of all the epic fails I have ever seen from your organization, tonight's epic fail was the most epic of all the fail you have ever done. You managed to lose to the Montreal Canadiens; a team that barely qualified for the 8th seed in the Eastern Conference. You were the best team in the NHL, and you lost to the 8th best team in the entire Conference?
You have failed. More than you have ever failed before. You are failures, now and until you manage to stop failing.
To the Pittsburgh Penguins: Eff you. (Love ya, Pittsburgh, but still.)
To the Detroit Red Wings: See Pittsburgh.
To the city of Winnipeg: Move the Coyotes back from Arizona.
Thanks, and goodnight.
Since Craig is in Milwaukee, I have clips from two years ago, at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Enjoy. While I bathe in the bitter juices of Epic Fail.