Who's more stupid, the guy who thinks fertilizer is bomb-making material or the Taliban who claims credit for this poor excuse of a domestic terrorist?
Don't rush to answer. We're not through listing all the stupid people on parade. There's a whole pack of stupid people to pick from. Why? Because this is the sort of thing that brings them out of the woodwork.
Obviously idjit #1 is the guy who drove a car with intact VINs to a crime scene... then left it. How do you think they know stolen US cars were being used as bombs in Iraq? Of course, that is esoteric knowledge that dumbasses wouldn't know. But hey, it's New York, what else happened in New York? What about the WTC bombing in 1993? Remember that one? Ever wonder how they tracked the car? That guy actually got it to blow up, so where did they find the VIN? Off the axle you idjit!
I'm not even going to go into the stupidity it takes to confuse fertilizer with the Oklahoma City bombing. Oh wait... the idjits at FOXNEWS are doing that as we speak! Hey, here's a hint, dumbass....ammonium nitrate is not the same as ANFO and neither of those are the same as ANNM. But hey! Don't let me rain on your parade.
Speaking of Oklahoma City...good thing we aren't jumping to conclusions and blaming this on camel jockeys or anything. Oh...wait.... the Taliban is on line 2 and they're claiming credit. So we'll just go with that, right? Sure, why not? What was the message again?
Congratulations to Muslim Ummah on the jaw breaking blow to Satan's USA
Awww... that's sweet. Jaw breakers for everyone! Hey. Hold on a sec. We have Pakistan "intelligence" on line 4 and they are denying it. Pakistani intelligence sources were heard mumbling something about "no way to prove Taliban have this capacity to attempt this attack in the heart of the United States." Between you and me, I think even Pakistani "unintelligents" are embarrassed to be associated with this epic stupidity. You can call Pakistanis a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them.
Speaking of stupid...what stupid reason would anyone have for doing this in the first place? Maybe it was South Park's fault. Yeah.... that's the ticket. Of course, no one is going to seriously suggest that, right? Wrong! Candy Crowley, you used to be a real journalist. What does your guest have to say? Rep. Peter King says it's "one possiblity of hundreds" so let's run with it! Gee, I wonder what some of the other hundreds were that wound up on the cutting room floor. They must have been doozies!
Speaking of doozies... this is my favorite one so far. Talk about wicked retahded dumb fuck theories and speculation. Drudge wins with this cockeyed theory on his headline:
Failed Bomb At Times Square Was A "Diversion" For Massive Explosion
Apparently, some stoner called 911 between bong hits babbling some nonsense about how this is a diversion to distract people from the coming massive explosion that is going to rock the joint. Because everyone knows the best way to pull off a major attack is to set off a preliminary attack because that lulls your target into a false sense of security!
I don't know which is dumber, giving that line of thinking any time at all or reporting it as "BREAKING NEWS!" The more I think about it, one inescapable conclusion explains this whole affair. Someone is trying to embarrass us to death.