Honestly, if Sue Lowden expects doctors to accept chickens for payment, what does she think politicians deserve? My proposal is dung beetles, but that's just me. I know I'm kinda idiosyncratic... That's why I brought a coupla Cornish Hens with me to her DC fundraiser today - just in case she held out for livestock.
Well, it turns out my fowl wasn't good enough for her. I was shown the door.