The #sekritarmy must pause today from it's relentless battle of teh st00pid in order to recognize all the Mom's who have contributed to our cause.
We thought a card would be sufficient but... Instead we will lovingly call out her name throughout the day in order to honor her.
We were contemplating just giving her flowers but then found the perfect gift.
We thought it would be good to review all of the reasons why Moms are so important in our lives. First they teach us how to talk. Then they teach us how to count Moms teach us how to play.
So we can learn about fair play. A Mom loves to teach you how to "do it all by yourself" And when we are almost grown, Mom will teach us how to drive. So today we honor our Mom by spending time with her.
Because if you don't, she will find a way to make you pay.
Seriously, we love you Mom... Now go give her what she really wants.