Taking inspiration from this recent Back In Black piece by Lewis Black:
http://tinyurl.com/...
I think it's time we joined with Glenn Beck in finding, identifying, and publicly shaming every Nazi conspiracy in the world. Hopefully, if we can find and identify all of them, Glenn Beck will finally shut the hell up about Nazis, something he clearly has enough knowledge about to know that he is making shit up.
JOIN THE HUNT FOR THE NAZSPIRACY!
How can you spot a Nazi conspiracy? Like Lewis Black pointed out, it's as easy as Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's only one degree, and it's Hitler.
Step 1, pick something. Anything.
Kittens.
Step 2, find something nice about it. (preferably something that no one would ever suspect could possibly be connected to Hitler)
Kittens are cute and cuddly, and harmless, and bring joy to everyone who sees them.
Step 3, connect it to Hitler anyway.
You know who else started out as harmless, and claimed they would usher in an era of joy? The National Socialists.
Step 4, recant. (but not really)
I'm not saying kittens are Nazis. But folks, you have to watch out. Kittens don't stay kittens forever, pretty soon they grow up, and you realize that what started out harmless is now killing Jews!
Alternative ways to point out the vast Nazspiracy include:
Fake compliments: "Hey, that's a nice hat. You know else who wore hats? The Nazis!
Find code words: "Writing. Writing is supposedly a crucial skill. I don't know about you, but I haven't written anything lately. But you know who was a writer? Hitler wrote a book called Mein Kamf. Now, I'm not saying all writing is a step toward Nazism; I write checks. . . oh my god. I write checks to pay my taxes. Taxes that go to the government; the government that is using those taxes to fund "progressive" causes! Folks, stop writing this instant. Writing is the tool of the oppressor by which he claims he is setting you free but it is really a code word for slavery!"
Cry.
I urge you all to be creative in locating the source of the Nazspiracy. Photos, blogs, videos, post whatever you find and whatever you create.
Join the hunt on Facebook and invite your friends!
Update from the comments:
stunzeed pointed out I missed one of the ways to locate the Nazspiracy: Acrostics!
Let's break this down, shall we?
Kristallnacht
Institutionalization
Terrorists
Treason
Neoliberalism
Socialism
It's so obvious!