Republicans asked for input from the public and they got it good
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Republicans have no ideas so they have decided to solicit some from the public.
LUv IT!!!
This is the best idea they ever had.
Dana Milbank of WAPO did a great job of putting the greatest and whackiest ideas from the website out there. I think we should go over and give our excellent input.
Some folks think that:
"BP is creating a new race of faster dolphins. These fish are unable to compete against the fish of other countries, but now their increased lubrication will allow them to fly through the water. Faster fish = good."
Wow! This is really a very smart take on what could be happening in the water column and would explain why dolphins are washing up dead. I guess the new race of faster dolphins are purging the the first wave of new faster dolphins and that would explain the deaths. Soon that will change though and the newer race of dolphins will go to outer space. This will place Amerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrica at the tippy top of space ploration agains.
here we go another brilliant idea:
"I oppose the Hispanicization of America," said one. "These are not patriotic people." Another contributor had parody in mind (we hope): "English is are official langauge. Anybody who ain't speak it the RIGHT way should kicked out."
Nows the 'Hispanicization of America" is a major problem for the Amurkas causes its just too much. Who needs these brown peoples walking around all the time and making our water and air browner. Who needs it huh?
Or:
"Don't let the illegals run out of Arizona and hide. . . . I think that we should do something to identify them in case they try to come back over. Like maybe tattoo a big scarlet 'I' on their chests -- for 'illegal'!!!" (Filed under "job creation.")
Yes a big ass I on thems browns should really be hepful cause you know we could easily shoot them and then hogtie and kick them brown asses back over duh border. USA!
Another brilliant idea:
"End Child Labor Laws," suggests one helpful participant. "We coddle children too much. They need to spend their youth in the factories."
Yup! Yup! This should solve it because too much youths out running wild and using them computer toys. We don't even need to pay them they could get payment also in rocks cause kids doan need no money. They jus' kids and childrens you knows and thems doan need no dam monies.
So there you go. Read Milbank's article for yourself here:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/...
If you want to add your brillant ideas just go and hep here:
http://www.americaspeakingout.com
I am sure they will welcome your brilliants.