Hey everyone,
There's a new show out by MSNBC called Under The Sea . It's a new Sci-Fi drama about this oil rig that was deep under water and it breaks and the company responsible is shifting the blame among themselves and everyone is calling for the President of the United States to fix it . It's an awesome show. I love it and not because the actor playing the President is Black ...(only in the movies...sigh) But, he's a really good actor. He acts so presidential. It's almost what it would be like if we had a real life Black President. Anyway, in this weeks episode.......
everyone is yelling and screaming at the President from all sides of the political spectrum. The environmental folks are yelling at him because he isn't taking over and shutting the whole thing down because if he did, the company responsible will use that as an excuse to get off the hook for the damages. And the crazy conservatives are trying to say that this is his Katrina. It was getting really bad. The whole country was yelling at him because the oil is just gushing out and no ones knows how to stop it. But, towards the end of the show, it was awesome. Just awesome.
See, the Black president guy is not really who he says he is and we find out that he is not even a human being. He was sent to earth from the Planet Obadexia , which explains his weird name in the show. His name is Barack Obama and no one get's his name . There was all kinds of drama in the first episode when he was getting elected. But it's because he's from this planet Obadexia and he's a super scientist on that planet sent to earth to fix our planet because we're destroying it. So, here's what he does. He takes a plant that grows here called Arugula and whenever he eats that, his alien chemistry makes his true powers come out and he turns green.
So, to hide that, he uses his powers to make him look like the Earth which is why he looks like he's Black, because all things started in Africa which is why he was saying his dad was African . That was all in the first episode. Anyway, he uses his office as President to fly the Marine One helicopter to the ocean and then, everyone is all shocked because he dives in with just swimming trunks on and there's these under water cameras at the spot where the oil leak is and the whole world is watching as it's steaming live and they can all see the Presidents ears turn into some type of gills which explains why he had large ears in human form. They're gills because on his planet, it's all underwater. So, he's a like a sea creature.
So, anyway, he's under water in his true form and he takes his hands and does this sign language gesture as though he's speaking to the elements in the water and all of a sudden, the oil gushing out could understand him and as if being commanded by the "Commander in Chief", the oil starts going back into the ground and all the oil that had reached the surface and the shores started receding even while the ocean was acting normal and everyone was shocked. And when he comes out of the water, he's back in human form and the scene ends with him coming out of the water like "Yeah". I can't wait till next weeks episode. I'm addicted to this show.
For those who don't get the point I'm trying to make: the current real life BP disaster is not a movie or a TV. Show . It's real life and in real life things don't work out as planned. In real life we don't solve problems at the end of an episode. President Barack Obama is a human being born in Hawaii and he does not have magic powers. I urge all to exercise some restraint in criticizing him and be patient. He is doing his best.