Because I donated to a military charity to help the troops, occasionally I get junk mail assuming I'm a Republican. I'm happy to let them waste their money trying to hit me up for money.
On the heels of Obama's press conference, I get this lovely letter from John Boehner. I can be a "Founding Member" for the "Boehner For Speaker" campaign. Oh boy! I can't wait...
...to flame Boner for being so politically tone deaf. He's hitting all the high notes on behalf of the NRCC:
* "Drill Now" and "drilling for oil here at home" along with a picture of someone pumping gas. C'mon, have you seen the news lately? Even the dumbass Republicans you want donations from have! And it's amusing that the drill sentiment doesn't appear on
http://www.boehnerforspeaker.com.
* "REPEAL AND REPLACE" -- yeah, that tax hike will get you far. Oh wait... they also state "they won't raise your taxes". Oh wait... they also state this is going to be a "different kind of campaign, unlike anything you have ever seen". Already I'm bored.
* More pictures of that evil liberal Nancy Pelosi than of Boehner himself, and more mentions of Pelosi than of himself. If I didn't know better, I'd think Boehner was some kind of scorned lover and they end up getting it on in the third act. But I know better... he's done nothing but bad, so has nothing to say but bad.
Oh, it's dated "Monday Morning". Yeah, Republicans want to give me a case of the Mondays! No thanks! You're ill baby, ill!
Now I have to figure out what to put in their donation envelope besides that expired coupon for a constipation relief product... ideas?