Now that BP has finally admitted that Top Kill has failed, the British petro-giant at least is ready to move on the one solution that all great minds agree is a sure solution to the gulf oil crisis. Sometime over the next few hours, BP will:
Plug... the Gulf oil leak with the works of Ayn Rand.
The plan's author avers:
A modest proposal for finally putting to good use the writings of [a] woman who has aptly been described as "Nietzsche for stupid people."
Critical reaction on the flip...
Comments on the FaceBook page:
It seems to me that one copy of Atlas Shrugged should do it...bloated as it is, but lets add the rest just to be certain.
Milton Friedman might be a good candidate to "guide" the works down the pipe.
Just spitballin' here, but hey.
I think Friedman might have to be alive for that to work, but in this world anything is possible I suppose.
I've always thought that Ayn Rand's writing was a "junk shot"; now function can follow form!
...because heavy mud isn't thick enough to fully stop the leak, but Ayn Rand is.
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