Well folks,
'Twas brillig (4:30 am), and the slithy boats
Did gyre and gimble in the wave
All mimsy were the groves
And the mome raths outgrabe
...something like that but let's see what else is there...Matti Friedman from Associated Press finally enlightens us about the details of what exactly happened during the Israeli & Humanitarian flotilla conflict at sea.
Link
It all started at 4:30 am, when an Israeli elite commando decked in masks and war gear suddenly and inexplicably found himself beaten and pulling an Ottoman sword out of his stomach on the lower deck of the boat he took over. This was unexpected because he was under the assumption that the passengers of the ship he took over by force would all be waiting for him with rainbow leis and offers of tea and crumpets, if not with hugs and kisses. Wasn't that a love boat, as their leader Netanyahu had assumed previously?
Appearantly not. He had miscalculated the JabberTurkeys lying in waiting, ready to jab them with their vorpal Ottoman swords: One, two! snicker-snack!!!
Friedman says a grainy army footage of YouTube video provided a clearer picture of the clash at sea in which nine pro Alqaeda- Palestinian-Hezbollah-Hamas-Godzilla-Hitler-Osama Bin Laden-Charlie Manson JabberTurkeys were killed. Friedman further explains thatIsrael's decision to stop the protest boats by sending troops to commandeer them have seems to be based on the assumption that none of the passengers would fight. And that makes all the sense according to the Tumtum tree logic since it is a common procedure to send out the elite commandos in full war gear when no hostilites are expected. It was the bearded Fromious Bandersnatch that lied to them, indeed. None of the previous scenarious for which the elite commandos have prepared for involved resistance, said the Israeli defense official, we are told by Friedman. They were expecting to storm over a love boat full of belly-dancers but what they got instead was Ali Baba and the forty hateful thieves.
The situation got violent, Friedman informs, after the prehistoric JabberTurkeys began carving the elite Israeli commandos who were landing on the ship from only ONE teensy helicopter, and doing that ONE commando at a time, descending from the ropes with graceful ballet movements and soft smiles peeking from underneath their dark face masks.
And this is not all folks, there are much more to come but you have to read it from the link, yourself...I have to go get some coffee...
"And has thou slain the JabberTurkey?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Calley!'
He chortled in his joy...