Apple has recently experienced one of its worst security breaches ever, with 114,000 iPad owners exposed.
One of the unfortunate victims of this security breach was the White House's very own Chief of StaffRahm Emanuel.
The leak, possibly linked to the infamous hacker site 4chan, has led to wide speculation that sensitive emails from Rahm Emanuel may become public soon.
I am saddened to report that certain emails have now indeed become public and I am left with the unfortunate task of publishing them here.
Please understand that I am not responsible for the content of the below emails or their effect on audiences unfamiliar with Rahm's dialect. I have used asteriks wherever necessary.
To: Ken Salazar
Subject: Are you f***ing kidding me?!
You mean to tell me that these f***s had no f***ing notion what the f*** they were going to do if their f***ing bullsh** went down?! The G**d*** m***erf***ers are going to pay to sop up every f***ing drop of this sh**!
Get your a** on this before you find your a** out of a job, pronto.
Subject: The F*** we are going to Arkansas!
No f***ing way we are going down there to back up that *****. Are you f***ing kidding me?!
Subject: Are you F***ing kidding me?!
How the **** did that ***** manage to win that race? The unions dumped 10 million $ down the drain.
Subject: Be home soon
Hi baby, I'll be home soon.
Subject: Oh f***ing no they better f***ing not!
You mean to tell me those m***er f***ers are going to pretend to go bankrupt to get out of this sh**?! G**D***it! WHo the H*** is going to pay for this sh**?! There is f***ing oil everywhere?! I'll have their b****!
Update: I fixed the f***ing iPad issue in the Title.
Update: Sometimes there are no words sufficient to express the anger we feel, asteriks or not. I have pretended here that Rahm was one of us, expressing righteous anger... Samuel L Jackson style... concerning the Gulf Oil Spill. The truth is we are impotent. BP will go bankrupt and the worms will escape with whatever they can. They are at this moment picking BP's carcass.
Taxpayers will be left to clean the Gulf.
We are left with nothing but F***ing curse words.
Update, courtesy of MB:
Subject: The President said a** on national f***ing telef***ingvision
G**f***ingd*** it to h***. Can't you f***ing make him watch his f***ing language, you stupid m*****f****** moron?
I'm going to up to my f***ing eyeballs with f***ing emails and phone calls from the m*****f****** mothers of America all f***ing day.
Do you f***ing job!!