How many repressed, in-the-closet gay conservatives have emailed me this week? Find out below the fold.
Update: Ack, forgot the poll again! Here it is:
You should run for (faggot) president!
All hail Queen Markos HOMOulitsas, princess of Gaydom, countess of Fagville!
You know what you should do? Run for president in 2012! SRsly! you could win! Obama is so unpopular (maybe 30% approaval in 2012) that he would lose to a ticket with sarah palins mutant baby and Hugo chavez. You havea real opportunity here! Dont believe me? Let me explain. There are only two stpes: 1) Win democrat primaries and 2) Win genereal election. The first step is really simple. Ive seen some of thwe people who vote in democrat primaries. They are limp-wristed, cum-chugging, lisping, pretentiuos faggots who eat vegan food and wear birckenstock sandals. They also drive pink toyota Priuses which have special faggot-customized man-purse holders for their dolce&gabana handbags and faggot cigarette lighters for their menthol-flavored pussy smokes. They will vote for whoever is the most ""diverse"". Now you are both a wetback and a faggot, whichis more "diverse" than Obamas niggerhood.The primary faggots will give you a landslied vctory.
The general election will be a bit harder.You will however have the leftist press (which is all the press) 100% on your side. they will print the usual democrat lies about all your oponents (Huckabee is in the KKK and snorts cocaine, romney wants to cancel medicare and the FBI and so on). Soon the people will hate the republican candidate and your America-hating communism wont seems so bad! as for money, just do what faggots do: suck cock for donations! I bet you could raise millions just by blowing Warren bufett once a day. You can also raise millions from NAMBLA/ACORN (the liberal base) by promising to pardon them for their sex crimes. Then you just need the right vicepresident. It should be a kike so you can get the kike money/votes. And then your all set! You'll win the race with the usual democrat voter fraud (one mexican, one vote ROFL) and then your inthe White House! Then you just kick back and let ward churchill, Moveon and CAIR run the country (United Socialist Arab States in a few years). Its that easy! no more "age of consent" or "god" or "patriotism"! youd like that, wouldn't you faggot?
FAGGOT/KIKE 2012!
I am not, at this time, a candidate for president! Now, I've got to run. I've got a plane to Iowa to catch.
Censureship
Zeig heil:
I have been banned without notice from your website.
I am not surprised. When you criticize your people you get banned.
But I accomplished what I wanted. I copied all diaries and comments for publication.
There is more than ample evidence that you harbor the most anti-Jewish hate in the country.
The level of ignorance is beyond imagination but so was the level of ignorance among German fascists who needed to believe in Jewish hate.
The first sign of a fascist is eliminating free speech.
One day I look forward to confronting you in public on this very issue and permanently branding you the little Hitler that you are. I will not be as kind as the left wing nimrods you go on air with.
From,
Daily Kos pseudonym: tannerfax
"Censurship"?
Medical racism
Greetings Markos,
Care to communicate with a Lebanese, Syrian, Dutch Irish American whose been to roughly 500 doctors 5000 times with significant documentation as evidence? MRI is positive for brain lesions.
No.
C-Span Campaign For America
I spent over an hour of my life watching and listening to the 'best' of the liberals / progressives. What I come to know is how sad, displaced and confused you are about our country's history, CORE beliefs and the premise we perpetuate. Especially disturbing was Ilyse Hogue from MOVEON.ORG who continually referred to our country as a democracy??? The United States of America is not a democracy, it is a REPUBLIC! Learn the difference! Learn the Pledge Of Allegiance!...I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
This hour of my life which I will never have back caused me more concern than I could have ever anticipated. I, obviously a conservative knew the left was 'out there', I just never knew how far 'out there'. Then, to think there are enough people, wallowing around with this level of ignorance to put together websites, speaking engagements, C-Span coverage...very troubling indeed. No wonder our country has deteriorated to the point of ethical and moral decline that it has.
Well, James Madison, in Federalist #10, defined "republic" as a representative democracy, as opposed to "pure" (i.e. direct) democracy. The common thread in both? Democracy.
Geniuses! Of course, if one thinks the Pledge of Allegiance is one of our nation's founding documents...
marcos dumbass
what an idiot malitsos is.
take your head out of your ass, and go join the muzzie sand monkey party. Don't you get tired of committing bestiality with your wife?
It's never a tragedy when a muzzie dies. they want to die as martyrs. NUKE THEM ALL
Is the sand monkey party the one that hates gays, believe women should stay in the kitchen, have bizarre hangups about sex, don't believe in evolution, think education is for chumps, believe religion should be inserted into government, fetishize guns, and are quick to resort to violence to solve problems?
Because if it is, it looks like the Republicans already cornered that market.
Twenty Quatrains to the Faggotry of Kos
Markos Moulitsas of Dailykos fame
is an anti-American faggot.
Because he is gay and his ideas are lame,
he deserves to be crushed like a maggot.
Like a typical liberal his mind is perverted
and he's gayer than a flamingo.
He constantly tries to get men in his bed
and has fellated latino and gringo.
Cock makes Markos ever so pliant;
he likes them long and thick, rather than slim.
He seeks to find a true one-eyed giant,
a purple-tipped spear to control him.
While he engages men in sexual congress,
as does every male democrat,
he also looks like an elf and talks like a princess;
now tell me, how gay is that?
Though he's surely a faggot and ragingly so,
Kos also holds other sins dear.
These myriad evils I believe all should know,
so let them be chronicled here.
Markos Moulitsas is not very smart,
in the left's echo chamber none are.
But he's got America-hatred down to an art,
so the traitorous pinkos have made him a star.
Six-man militias hiding deep in some woods
scare this little shit half to death.
But Islamofascists or jihadist dudes?
He loves them like homos love meth.
He spits on the Bible and thinks faith is a flaw,
he laughs at all Christians he sees.
But Allah and Mohammed and sharia law?
Well those things are just the bee's knees.
Kos hates private enterprise and all honest work,
the stupid collectivist prick.
Theft by taxation is the goal of this jerk,
to enrich his socialist clique.
According to Markos, the Second Amendment
is a guideline rather than law.
He would only give guns to the criminal segment,
Of robbers and gangsters Kos stands in awe.
America's borders should never be guarded,
argues Kos the duplicitous cunt.
To illegal aliens should all jobs be awarded,
not just those that Americans don't want.
To compare Moulitsas to Benedict Arnold,
would be an insult to the latter.
For Arnold was never a shemale so bold,
as to live like morals don't matter.
But to judge his character and see into his soul,
we should see where he has made his home.
After all, if Kos chooses to live in a hellhole
there might be some gaps in his genome.
The fact that he once lived in gay San Francisco
should give us all serious pause.
It's a city whose biggest religion is Shinto
and where straight men are almost outlaws.
But then we get to such a point in our story
that you're tempted to ask "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
For he chose to move where even the late Rachel Corrie
would have been called a conservative schmuck.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm talking of Berkeley,
which is left-wing beyond comprehension.
So it's not any wonder that a place so unholy
made him suck dick to relieve all the tension.
Berkeley, a place so surreally homo,
even their heteros are gay.
And in this Gomorrah over the rainbow,
Markos the fruitcake is the easiest lay.
Berkeley could make even Vladimir Lenin
seem like a free-marketeer.
So the fair conclusion is clearly one wherein
Kos is a communist queer.
In this lyrical format it is hard to express
all the invective that fits Kos so well;
like "pot-smoking jizzbucket", "pustulent abscess",
"fairy", "rump ranger" and "tinkerbell".
So fuck you Moulitsas, fuck all of your readers,
I hope you get cancer and die.
To know that you're out there corrupting our leaders
makes me want to curl up and cry.
To recap, I'm gay ... and that's bad! As for Berkeley, pot, and every liberal stereotype promoted by Rush Limbaugh ... those are bad too!