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Okay, so I did a little searching around Snopes. I found some interesting factoids. It’s tonight’s Fact Chex.
• Fortune cookies do not come from China. If you go over there expecting to find any, you will be soundly disappointed. You’re welcome.
• Graham crackers were named after a Presbyterian minister named Sylvester Graham, who thought that unhealthy diets led to sexual excess. That would explain why those crackers taste like shit, unless sprinkled with cinnamon sugar.
• The Washington Redskins are no longer an electoral bellwether. Thanks for nothing, Favre. Or is that New Mexico? Nah. It’s Kerry. No wait...it's Rove and Bush and Cheney. What am I thinking?
• Um. I’ll just let this one speak for itself, MSNBC. Perhaps this explains the continued presence of Pat Robertson, in spite of?
• Remember when the Christian Coalition and the American Life League wanted to boycott Disney over some bullshit like Aladdin telling kids to take off their clothes, a minister becoming aroused during the wedding scene of The Little Mermaid, or the word “SEX” showing up randomly in The Lion King? Okay…the first and third of those never happened, and the second one was based on the word of some four-year old (allegedly) that told his mommy. In other words, it was a bunch of bullshit, that our media was all too happy to report as “serious news” in 1996. Idiots.
• You know why your pizza place doesn’t do 30 minute guarantees anymore? It’s not because they were speeding, necessarily, or that they hit and killed a child.
• Speaking of which, and this is one I’d like to reiterate: DOMINO’S PIZZA MONEY DOES NOT SUPPORT OPERATION RESCUE. Tom Monaghan’s money does, and even so, he no longer collects Domino’s cash. Your concerns have been noted, thanks. Quit reminding me of this every time I order a fucking chicken wing from there.
• And Thomas Jefferson never said “banks and corporations will deprive the people of all property.” My guess is that was either some libertarian or a really anti-corporation liberal that typed this up on some corporate PC, sent it over a corporate internet line via a corporate email client, and to their friends with similar corporate PCs and internet lines and email clients. And some of them printed it out on corporate-made paper, got in some car made by corporations, and drove on a public road to a coffee shop, more than likely owned by a corporation, but with wi-fi provided by…you get the point.
This has been Fact Chex: because sometimes you have to kick the BS in the balls.
On the CraigyFerg Show Tonight: chef Jose Andres is on, and I'm sure some folks will like that. I, however, choose to highlight the fact that Julia Ormond is on the show. Excuse me...um...she's sexy.
COLD OPEN & SHOW OPEN/MONOLOGUE
Sid haz an apology:
Valerie Bertinelli:
And for balance, Jerry Ferarra: