For reasons I cannot understand, the Obama Administration considered Andrew Breitbart a journalist and a news source whose "work" was worth considering. Here in the reality-based side of things, i.e, the lefty blogosphere, we know otherwise. We know that
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what cat vomit is to haute cuisine.
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what Roman Polanski is to teenage girls.
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what dog poop is to clean shoes.
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what Keanu Reeves is to acting.
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what a garbage bag is to designer couture.
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what smallpox is to Colonial American diplomacy.
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what Sarah Palin is to politics.
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what the Republican Party is to the have nots.
Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what the KKK is to racial equality.
I'm sure I'm missing plenty. Help me out in the comments.
I'd like to thank TonyAngelo and Blue Collar Daughter from my blog, MN Progressive Project, as well as Cecilia Rodriguez and Lauren DeGidio for helping me think up these comparisons. THANKS!
UPDATE
From my twitter from mnblrmkr:
- Andrew Breitbart is to journalism what corpophagia is to nutrition.
From a couple of Facebook friends:
Which leads me to a correlary to the Bachmann comparison: