Twas Wassilig, and the emptious twirk
did spouff and mimble on the wane
all bigotty were her twitterimes
and her logity unsane
Beware the Paliwock, my son!
The dumb that burns, the syntax that lacks,
Beware the MooseMoose turd and shun,
the religulous psychopath
He took his Vorpal vote in hand,
Long time the blabsome foe he sought,
then listened he to #tcot tweets
and found them void of thought
And as the racious rants he read,
the Paliwock with words of lame
came crapting through the twittling feed
but considered quitting as it came!
One, two! One, two! and skritch and skratch
his Vorpal vote went democrack!
He left the red, regained his head
and went galogging off.
Did thou refudiate the Paliwock?
Come have some health and financial reform
On electious day, fuck the party of nay!
He votled in his joy.
Twas Wassilig, and the emptious twirk
did spouff and mimble on the wane
all bigotty were her twitterimes
and her logity unsane