I live in a bunker. Just wanted to tell y'all that.
This Vent-Hole (hereinafter known as IVH), if lost or stolen will not be replaced nor purchase price refunded. Violation of IVH rules will result in expulsion without refund. Admission to certain functions within the IVH may require additional innuendo; enter at your own risk. Frivolity and silliness are highly recommended for all riders. Flamewars are expressly forbidden and political ranting is strongly discouraged. Please consult your counselor, magistrate or religious functionary before usage. A copy of IVH rules can be obtained from one or more members wearing tie-dyed oxford shirts after written requests. Any transmission, rebroadcasting or any other pictures, descriptions or accounts of the IVH without expressed written consent is strictly prohibited. Comment below if you agree with said terms.
Thank you and have an IVH night.
Here’s the honest truth for tonight, people: I got nothing. Really. Just nothing tonight.
I’d like to tell you that I was watching something fancy on TV, but instead I’m engaging in my sort-of nightly routine of watching King of the Hill on the local Fox afflilliate. On antenna. Yeah, the install I’ve been griping about? Didn’t happen. Couldn’t. Happen. Because I’m on the wrong side of the building, with trees, at the bottom of a hill. So, no fancy TV. Yet. Having a second opinion done, don’t expect much from it but to be refunded $22. Maybe that means I can get my waffle maker?
Speaking of waffles, how about that Howard Dean?
Sorry. I meant Brett Favre. He decided to announce that he successfully skipped training camp for the third year in a row. Not that he needed it last year. He promised that this season, his 20th in the NFL, will be his last. I still recall his first game: a 52-17 blowout loss to the Redskins when he was with the Falcons on November 10th, 1991; four days before my 12th birthday. (Damn, I'm "old". -Er.)
He subbed in for Billy Joe Tolliver, and promptly went 0-4 and threw two interceptions; one of them returned for a touchdown by Andre Collins to cap off the scoring. Next thing I know, he’s in Green Bay.
And the rest is history and Wrangler commercials. DA-DA-DADA-DUN-NA.
Finally, in local news, there was sex offender arrested in the next town over for sitting outside an ice cream shop with his pants down, allegedly.
“No, my pants weren't down,” Smith said. “They were loose. I have Crohn’s disease but, nah, they can't believe that.”
Um, yeah. With your record? And the obvious fact you’re sitting outside of an ice cream shop in your vehicle, on one of the hottest days of the year? Wait, what’s his excuse, again?
“I was trying to ask a girl on a date, and they thought I was doing something wrong,” he said.
Why is COPS never filming when we really need them?
Okay, so here's the deal: it's potluck. If you have a favorite CraigyFerg vid to post, it's open to you in the comments section. Why? Because YouTube won't let me post code, and I'm tired of technical bullshit for the day. You understand. Anyway...grrr.