I have been a member of DKos long enough to forget when I joined.
Never had a Diary up on the Rec list.
Couldn’t figure out the secret.
But now I know.
After seeing diary after diary jumping up on the Rec list after only a handful of comments I have discovered the secret.
So in hopes of getting up on the rec list for the first time, I am posting my first anti-Obama Diary.
So here goes.
Uh...Obama sucks. No, he really, really sucks. He stabs us in the back. He hates us. He hippy punches every chance he gets. We’ve been beaten, abused, ridiculed, treated with contempt, pissed on...uh...dismissed...uh...I’m forgetting one...oh yeah...ignored...by Obama. Obama loves Republicans who hate him but he hates us. Obama is a corporatist, worse than Bush, he’s Bush lite, not a liberal like Nixon was, Nixon was great liberal not like Obama who insults us by calling us "F***King retarded" and "Professionals". And he fired Shirley Sherrod. And he won't fire Alan Simpson. And he gave Fox News a front seat in the White House Press room. And he supported the Ground Zero Mosque but not in a way that we liked. And he didn't respond to the Gulf spill either...or he did but not in a way that we wanted him to. And...And a whole pile of other stuff that makes us outraged and angry even if it later turns out not to be true.
Uh...Obamabots blindly support him...they drink the koolaid while Obama throws us under the bus. Obamapologists support him no matter what. They attack anyone who criticizes "the Messiah" in any way. We are Obama’s base. All we want to do is hold his feet to fire until he screams in agony...uh...no, I mean changes into a progressive like us and starts doing stuff we want him to do. But he won’t. He ignores us because he hates us.
And what Obama has accomplished? Nothing. A big fat zero. He bailed out the banks, the insurance companies, Wall Street. What did he do for Main Street, the average people, the oppressed underclass, the proletariat struggling under the weight of the fascist capitalist and their vampire-like policies...gasp...Nothing.
Health care...BFD! It didn’t have a public option because Obama didn’t want it to have a public option. This had nothing to do with Lieberman, Blue Dogs or the Republicans. This was Obama’s decision, 100%. The Health Reform bill is a pile of S**T that should never have been passed.
Saved the auto companies...BFD! Saved capitalism that’s all. So the auto "unions" weren’t broken apart or fatally weakened in the process. For that Obama gets a pass? Didn’t think so.
Stimulus...BFD! Stimulus my ass. It should have been bigger. Twice as big and it should have been targeted at more infrastructure and less tax cuts. He did it all wrong. It accomplished nothing, it didn’t solve the unemployment problem. It didn’t restore the economy to what it was before 2008. It was a sell out to Republicans. Don’t try and tell us compromise was the only way to get it through the Senate; Obama could have gotten it through if he wanted it. He just didn’t want it.
Wall Street Reform....BFD! Plueeeze...more like Wall Street giveaway. What passes as Wall Street reform is nothing but a give away to Wall Street. They love it, they wanted this type of "reform". Yeah, which is why Republicans were so happy to support it and it passed the Senate. If it was real reform, it would never have gotten out of the Senate at all.
Iraq Withdrawal....BFD! When does leaving 50,000 troops in a place equal a withdrawal? Combat operations have ceased? BFD! Smallest number of troops in the country since the invasion? BFD? Don’t spoon feed us that line of bull crap about careful withdrawals and being as careful getting out as careless getting in, stuff. We know that the real plan is to keep troops in Iraq forever. We know about the permanent bases. We aren’t fools.
What about the stuff Obama is doing or is planning on doing? Why does no one ever talk about that?
What about repealing DADT? Never gonna happen. We know that. We know that the military study is just a blind to distract us until after November and then they are gonna say "military’s against it, ain’t gonna happen". We know that is what is gonna happen.
What about ending the Afghanistan conflict? Never gonna happen. We know that troop withdrawal is not gonna happen in July 2011. We know the generals run Obama and not the other way around. We know that the Military Industrial Complex, the Halliburtons and Blackwaters will never let us leave Afghanistan. America is gonna be in Afghanistan forever. We know that .
Social Security? We know Obama wants to gut Social Security like a mackerel. The cat food commission’s purpose is to destroy Social Security and Medicare. We know that. How do we know that? Alan Simpson is a co-chair and he hates Social Security. And Obama won't fire Simpson, so we know Obama wants to destroy Social Security and will enact whatever they tell him to do. Because it is actually the Alan Simpson Commission to destroy Social Security. We know that.
The Economy? It is gonna go into a double dip recession and Obama isn’t gonna do anything to stop it. We know that. Obama’s stimulus failed because it wasn’t as big as we knew it should be and he won’t bring in another one, we know that. So the economy is going to collapse. But Obama doesn’t care because he is a corporatist sell out who cares only about Wall Street and Banks and Republicans and doesn’t give a damn about average working class Americans. Obama hates average Americans like he hates us. We know that.
And what about all the other stuff Obama is supposed to do but hasn’t.
Where are prosecutions of Bush and Cheney for war crimes? Yeah, we know he said during the campaign in ’08 that there weren’t going to be any, but we expected them anyway.
We expected total and immediate withdrawal from Iraq and Afghanistan. Who cares if it wasn’t promised. Why hasn’t it happened?
We expected a complete overhaul of the nation’s economy two days after the election. But two days after inauguration, it still hadn’t happened. It is now two YEARS after the election and corporations are still making profits.
Obama’s a tyrant who is taking away our freedoms. He is a coward and a weakling. He is afraid of white people and is craven in the face of Republicans and his generals. Obama has be primaried. He needs to be replaced. He is a single term President. He is gonna fail and lose in 2012 unless we replace him with Hillary or Grayson or Weiner or Kucinich or someone else to be named later. We know that.
But its too late anyway. Democrats are gonna lose the Congress in November. We know that. The Republicans are gonna take control and Obama is gonna move even further to the Right like Clinton. Triangulate. We know that. Massive losses for the Democrats in November, gonna be slaughtered, wiped out like in 1994. Base – that’s us – not motivated to vote. That’s Obama’s fault. Democrats are gonna lose because they don’t fight, don’t know how to win, are corrupt, incompetent. That’s Obama’s fault too.
Us. We’re disillusioned, We can’t believe it. We’ve been stabbed in the back. We believed in Obama and he betrayed us. We’re gonna stay home, not vote, not donate, not work to elect candidates. Nope. Nada. Nothing. Gonna do a big fat zero. Will watch TV this November. Not gonna vote. Or will vote, but will protest vote. Write in Grayson’s name. Or spoil ballot. Or vote for a – never gonna win an election ever – third party.
But Democrats loss in November won’t be our fault. It will be Obama’s.
Now put my diary on the Rec List.
UPDATE: Whoo HOO - REC LIST!
I want to thank my parents, who were always there and believed in me. My family...this one's your's too baby, we did it together. And of course a big shout out to you JayZee...peace and love dude, you know that. But this actually belongs to God...this is for you Jesus.
And a big thank you to the DKos community who can take a joke and make it better. Thanks guys, I love you all.
Got leave now, so, I'm getting it done ahead of time for when I do get on the rec list.
Almost forgot : RAHM RAHM RAHM RAHM....Obama showed us he hated us when he appointed RAHM!! (thanks QueenAlli, missed that one).