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Pastor John Cleese or whatever the hell his name is down in Florida plans to either burn a Koran tomorrow or pull a Double Ginsberg or both.  In any case, in response to Burn a Koran Day, I would like to welcome you all to the unoffical "Internaional Wipe Your Ass with 'Going Rogue' Day."

I sincerely hope you all can attend.

To commemorate this day, you are first advised to pick up a copy of Sarah Palin's 2009 memoir "Going Rogue."  You will notice, however, that I do not recommend you actually BUY said tome.  To do so would be to put money in the pocket of the Quitta from Wasilla and god knows she doesn't need any more coin in her purse.

No, instead, head to a local landfill where remainder copies are doubtless sitting around waiting to be tilled under the ground and grab a few copies (one for you, a few more to distribute to friends).

Afterwards- to further participate in this soon-to-be-annual event, return home, enjoy a freshly brewed cup of java and...wait.  Sooner or later, nature will come a-knockin' and then you're off to the races!

Snatch up that copy of Palin's heartbreaking tale of hardship, tenacity and designer clothes shopping, rip out a few pages and...

...be sure to wash your hands after!

Here's hoping that you and yours have a happy and prosperous "Internaional Wipe Your Ass with 'Going Rogue' Day"!

Originally posted to Cyberactor on Fri Sep 10, 2010 at 09:47 AM PDT.

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