Forget the MOJO series, the Pootie diaries, even Cheers and Jeers, what better place for identifying community than in a poorly written, obnoxious or even CT Troll diary?
Follow me and I will attempt to persuade those that clicked.
First(don't do that kos will hydrate you), I would suggest "To begin with".
In the beginning there were those that devised a series to gain teh elusive "MOJO", because "MOJO" had never before been known and there seemed to be no rhyme or reason to said "MOJO" and nobody even knew what it was, or why it mattered. Clans began to form alliances in search of the "MOJO" and in concert discovered that there was also the "TU" which opened an entire new reality to those blessed with "TU". If you don't know what "it" is, you won't hear "it" from me.
AHAA!!! said the more intelligent of the clans. They felt a stirring(it was around there ankles and had fur) these most intelligent of what had become to be known as "Kossacks" took a picture and called their furry inspirations "Pooties" thus producing even more "MOJO" without all the hassle of clicking every comment.
At this point in our story, wait for it, enters the dude under teh bridge. The bridge dude discovers that he can post a "Pootie" or post a comment and click all those other comments and gain teh elusive "MOJO" while still hanging out under teh bridge, thus extending his virtual life. At this point one of the more intelligent(although lazy) clans took action. Next paragraph.
Enter the "DFH"(you know who you are!), led by a maniac that lives way to close to the border IMHO(a border that needs lighthouses, who knew lighthouses were needed on sand), led an effort to regain control of teh "MOJO". This "Kossack" has recruited tens if no hundreds to work for the cause of "Cheering and Jeering".
The only thing that these interracial, biracial non-racial Clans have managed to accomplish is destroying the only good thing about this place, http://allrecipes.com/.
WE NEED MORE TROLL DIARIES!!!
I'm starting a "Clan" to resume the fine art of posting recipes. Join me won't you? It has been suggested before that someone compile recipes that have been posted here and I bring the issue back once again with a title no less.
Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez