Lots of great, sexy, stories today on DKOS, but let’s start with the most important. Jimmy Smits is HOT and his new show Outlaw looks fantastic. From what I can gather from the ads, in "outlaw" Smits plays a professional dice measurer who solves crime in his spare time when he isn’t weighing dice. Some good stuff, don’t miss it.
Of course, the political gold of the day, the gift that keeps on giving, is Ms. Christine O’Donnell, who hates masturbation almost as much as she hates carbon dating.....
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First, if you haven’t already seen it check out this Rachel Maddow clip of O’Donnell in this "sex in the 90’s" MTV documentary and this TPM article .
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/...
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/...
And here’s O’Donnell at the height of her dumb-assery, attempting to debate the teaching of creationism and showing a complete misunderstanding of, education, science, religion, geology, and government
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/...
O’Donnell’s mean spirited attacks on her GOP primary challenger’s sexuality have been mentioned in the progressive media (see the TPM piece above). What I haven’t seen addressed is the complete IRONY of an unmarried woman in her 40’s questioning the sexual preference of a married man. Like the character in "but I’m a cheerleader" says- "It’s really easy to be a prude when you aren’t attracted to men."
But, hey I’m not implying SHE IS GAY. Just like she wasn’t implying Castle is gay. In fact, there is a perfectly good explanation as to why O’Donnell isn’t married. Check out this quote she laid down in her anti-masturbation rant on MTV.
"If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?"
So that must be it- O’Donnell isn’t Married yet because she is looking for a guy who has never masturbated! Keep looking Christine, I’m sure you will find that one guy. If I were you I’d start looking for a guy with no hands.
In other sexy news, fans of unsolicited pornographic e-mails are celebrating the primary victory of Goper Carl Paladino,
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/...
Sure, Palidino is a rich jerk who got fat off of bilking the government and wants to lock up welfare recipients, but his victory is a win for everyone concerned with the "PC police" and their wish to stop the freedom of candidates like Palidino to send unsolicited e-mails depicting hardcore sex and bestiality- it’s not like obscenity is illegal, is it? Uh oh- looks like a case for THE OUTLAW!