(My Juan WIlliams moment.)
Juan, I hope you'll forgive me. You know I'm not a bigot. You know that right?
It's just that when I'm walking down the street, I got to tell you, if I see people who are black with their baseball caps turned sideways or backwards and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as gangbangers, I get worried. I get nervous.
Because, truthfully, you just never know what those coloreds are up to. Though most of them are good dancers.
But I'm not a bigot. No. That said, I wonder why Obama won't provide his birth certificate? What's the big mystery? Obama is colored. Even he wouldn't deny that. If he was walking down the street with a baseball cap on his head turned sideways, I'd be scared, especially with him because he's probably also a Muslim. From Kenya.
Juan, I hope you understand. I agree with you. I think we're all too PC these days.
Coloreds scare me.
There. I said it. Was that so bad?