A random spam email from some sports ticket outfit came today:
OCTOBER 30 | 3:00 PM
WWE Presents
FAN APPRECIATION DAY!
Be here for all of the WWE action this weekend!
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Don't miss this exciting event in Hartford!
• "The Game" Triple H returns for one time only at Fan Appreciation Day in Hartford!
•"The Big Red Monster" Kane vs.
"The World's Largest Athlete" The Big Show
• Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
• "The Viper" Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett
• WWE Championship Match - Rey Mysterio vs. Alberto Del Rio
• 16 MAN BATTLE ROYAL WITH THE WINNER TO FACE DOLPH ZIGGLER FOR THE WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Guess if all those millions you poured into the race aren't working for you it's back to beer, silicone, and testosterone.