I looked but was surprised not to find a diary on this.
The Onion apparently gave space to Ron Johnson to tell us all about his views of the world -- and why he ought to be elected. Highlights:
But most importantly, Russ Feingold is a career politician who knows exactly where to find our nation's capital on a map.
Me? I don't have the slightest idea. If somebody asked me right now where Washington, D.C. is, I would say north, but that's really just a shot in the dark. I am literally clueless.
Of course he is. But he did get to the important parts:
Furthermore, overspending, the left-wing media, tax cuts, class warfare, Muslims, Obamacare, Nancy Pelosi, corporate giveaways, socialism, Nancy Pelosi. Washington, D.C.
Because we all know that talking points are way more important than clear thinking.
The worst part is that the Onion's "Ron Johnson" is as articulate as Wisconsin's.
Russ Feingold is the only rational choice for Wisconsin.