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Dispatch from THE GREAT STATE OF MAINE...
Cheers and Jeers for TUESDAY
CHEERS to justice, Iraq style. They want to hang the bastard quickly. If I were judge and jury, my punishment would involve a steel cage and bushel baskets full of rotten tomatoes.
JEERS to Monday's Bush press conference. Stammering Prez appears defensive, disoriented. Strange...Rove usually lets medication wear off before sending W out in public solo. Pitiful.
JEERS to the flu. Millions must use company sick days when they're actually sick. Doh!
CHEERS to Iowa and New Hampshire residents. You folks brave the primary onslaught with patience and genuine intellectual curiosity. And I hear your diners are out of this world.
CHEERS to $43 million deficit in November. Bush policies might not be so bad after all. Oh wait...that's $43 B-illion.
JEERS to Ralph Nader. 69 year-old says there's "high probability" of '04 run. Karl Rove to throw White House dinner in his honor.
CHEERS to John Edwards. All politics aside, I hope I look that good when I'm 50.
CHEERS to cattle calls. Kos and Chris Bowers throw red meat to poll junkies who crave regular Dem gut checks. Empirically satisfying. Kos...aren't we overdue for a new one?
JEERS to the prostate. The damn thing's only the size of a walnut, but it causes more trouble, I swear. Colin Powell latest victim...but Cheers to him for sailing through surgery.
CHEERS to Jean Chretien for 10 years of service as Canada PM. Kudos for gay marriage, Iraq war stance, pot decriminalization, and "Thhhpt!" to bully Bush administration. Enjoy that post-retirement joint, sir.
JEERS to Michael Jackson. So deep in debt that his handlers want him to limit personal spending to less than $1 mil per month. C'mon everybody...let's pass the hat.
JEERS to political analysts who say Dean to lose in landslide. Silly me...I forgot that money, grassroots organization, passion, intelligence and fiscal responsibility were a losing combination.
CHEERS to Richard Nixon. New tape reveals Dickster thought Ronal Reagan was "strange." CBS reveals the news on Showtime.
JEERS to waiting. I want to see "Return of the King" NOW! Now now now now now! We must sees what happens to the preciouses.
CHEERS to Bush family. Nazi ties, cocaine abuse, prostitutes, underage drinking, adultery, multiple arrests, insider trading, DUI and desertion. "Four more years! Four more years!"
Feel free to add to the list...
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