Tomorrow is election day, and if you think there isn't a lot at stake your Lunesta dosage is too high.
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The media is falling all over itself predicting a Republican landslide, but this campaign is far from over. Polling for midterm elections is difficult under the best of circumstances, but with the wild fluctuations caused by Tea Partiers, minorities, and young voters who pollsters ignore, anything is possible. The most important thing is to stay strong, vote, and make sure you get everyone you know to vote as well. As much as he might like to believe it, Rupert Murdoch does not decide who wins elections in America. That is, unless Americans allow it. Therefore, if you need a little extra motivation, I give you.....
The Top 10 Reasons A Democratic Victory Is Worth Fighting For:
- George Soros will send you a crisp, new $100.00 bill.
- Michael Steele will take that call center job in Guam.
- Seven year old girls will get their Tea Party back.
- The Learning Channel will relaunch Sarah Palin's Alaska as Sarah Palin's Jersey Shore.
- Christine O'Donnell will turn Karl Rove into a Newt Gingrich.
- Fox News advertising will consist entirely of gold coins, Egg Genies, and penis enlargers.
- Linda McMahon's WWE will air a death match between Sharon "Man-up" Angle and Rand "Aqua Buddha" Paul.
- Hundreds of media pundits and pollsters will be fired (don't count on this one).
- The war between the GOP and the Tea Party will go nuclear.
And the #1 Reason A Democratic Victory Is Worth Fighting For...
- This will happen to Glenn Beck:
And an honorary mention: The country may actually have an opportunity to move forward and avoid the agenda of the GOP Dark Ageists for a couple more years.
GET OUT THE F'ING VOTE!