Defeated NY gubernatorial hopeful Carl Paladino announced this evening that, having failed in his bid to live in the Governor's Mansion, he was instead considering a career in professional baseball.
Let me rephrase that:
I think that's what he announced. It wasn't entirely clear from his concession - maybe I should say 'concussion' - speech. But I can't imagine what else he could have been referring to, as Carl has been on his best behavior since rumors started circulating that he might, you know, be a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Damn. Just when I thought we'd heard the last of Carl Paladino. Batter up!