Sometimes, life sucks so bad you just have to laugh at it to get through it. Here's my part in that effort. And if you start to think that yesterday and the months to come are difficult, just sit back, grab a heaping helping of perspective and thank God you aren't Haitian.
With apologies to anyone who ever played the actual blues, I based this on my day yesterday. All stories are true.
The Election Day Blues
(c) John Burns aka DrFrankLives
Woke up yesterday mornin'... (ba-DAH-da-dum...)
Only got a short nap. (ba-DAH-da-dum..)
Swung my bare feet outta bed (ba-DAH-da dum)
Right into dog crap...
I got the blues....
Yeah, the election day blu-uuuuuuues. Yeah.
With apologies to anyone who ever played the actual blues, I based this on my day yesterday. All stories are true.
The Election Day Blues
(c) John Burns aka DrFrankLives
Woke up yesterday mornin'... (ba-DAH-da-dum...)
Only got a short nap. (ba-DAH-da-dum..)
Swung my bare feet outta bed (ba-DAH-da dum)
Right into dog crap...
I got the blues....
Yeah, the election day blu-uuuuuuues. Yeah.
But what really was sumthin'
Here in my second verse.
Was that after the dog mess,
My day only got worse,
Yeah, I've got the bluuuuuues
The election day blues.
I went to the poll place
Got yelled at by some dude
With a GOP sticker
OH man, that cat was rude.
I got the blues. Yes indeed.
I got the election day blues.
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I mean man, I'm just helpin'
a friend pass some bills
I'm just handing out signs
Why you wanna get up in my grill?
I got the blues. Yeah,
The election day blues.
Then I watched the returns,
In a crowded sports bar..
Though I tried not to see it,
Caught FOX News from afar.
I got the blueuuues.
yeah, I got the
LOW DOWN (low down)
Downtown (downtown)
John Locke lied (so many lies)
Blow dried (blow dried)
Bleach blonde (bleach blonde)
FOX News Megynn Kelly wanna stuff a sock in her sneer hey man get me another beer
eLECTioni day blu-uuuuuuuuuuuuues
Oh yeah. (Just wait til 2012, y'all we'll bring it back home).
Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.