I wish I were kidding. From Talking Points Memo:
Bryan Fischer really hates it when animals attack. Like, hates it so much that he thinks we'd be better off without them.
Which is why Fischer, who is the "Director of Issues Analysis" for the conservative Christian group the American Family Association, wrote a blog post today called "A hot dog on two legs - time for open season on Yellowstone grizzlies," in which he refers to Grizzly Bears as a "curse" and says that "it's time" for the grizzlies to go.
Straight off Bryan Fischer's calls to eliminate all mosques and ban Muslims from the U.S. military, and his assertions that Hitler was gay and homosexuals have "no limit" to savagery and brutality, (including responsibility for the death of six million Jews in the Holocaust), comes his newest rant from the deep, dark nether regions of Christian right wingnuttery...
One human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears," Fischer writes. "Another way to put it is that there is no number of live grizzlies worth one dead human being. If it's a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it's time."
He continues: "Of course there is a simple answer: shoot these man-eaters on sight."
"God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse. The tragic thing here is that we are bringing this curse upon ourselves," Fischer writes.
And this isn't the first time Fischer has called for animals to be executed. He previously called for the stoning, (again... not kidding), of SeaWorld's killer whale Tillicum, citing the following biblical quote:
Says the ancient civil code of Israel, "When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable." (Exodus 21:28)
The votes are in and it's no contest... this guy is whack, batshit, insane.