Like, a whole bunch. So much that Liberals are left utterly speechless and confused when confronted with it, even to the point of sometimes calling an ambulance, since (one would be forced to conclude) they are annoyed to the point of a fainting spell and wish to be comforted in the cold, socialist arms of Big Government Healthcare. Them claiming otherwise would only prove my point.
If the 99.9999% majority of Americans who are Conservative, and are sick and tired of having that tiny minority of Liberals and Labor Union Thugs and Acorn and The New Black Panther Party Lizard People that infest Our Great Land Called America shoving socialism down our throats like some hot, hard, silky rod of socialist oppression that makes... you...
mmmmm. Excuse me for a moment.
Ok, back. Where was I? Oh, yeah - sick and tired. If that majority of Americans knew this secret, those G*d D*mn Liberals would run for the hills, I tell you what. Let the people know, Patriots. Shout it from the Mountaintops, whisper it in the valleys (sound carries better there, so no need to strain yourself), write unfocused, poorly spelled Letters To The Editor about it. Let everyone know, and maybe... just maybe... we can Save America.
It's so simple you'll say I'm crazy - To annoy Liberals to the point that they'll give up and finally admit Conservatives Are Right About Everything, we fellow Patriots must all immediately begin hitting ourselves in the head with a hammer.
Too simple, you say? Bah, you must be a closet Liberal then. It annoys them so much when Patriots beat themselves senseless with hand tools that they would go to nearly any length to make you not do it - physically restrain you, call in Obama's Jack Booted Acorn Thugs dressed as police to stop you, shoot you with tranq darts, commit you for "Psychological Evaluation" (Like you're the crazy one, right?!?!).
Like George Washington said as he crossed the Delaware on his way to the very first Tea Party (you know, the one where they wrote the Constitution):
First they ignore you,
Then they mock you,
Then they fight you,
Then you hit yourself in the head with a hammer,
And then you win.
Join the movement, Patriots - if enough hear the call, America may yet be saved. Amen.