It just doesn't make sense. In a country with such a fetishistic worship of football, where players in tights regularly feel each other up, pat each other on the ass, and where the very act of hiking the ball on every play involves one man putting his hands on the ballsack of another while he thrusts his ass out in his face, why the sudden outrage at being felt up in public?
And it's not just football. Every baseball game is an orgy of crotch-grabs and ass-pats too. Not to mention the all-pervasive rap and hip hop culture, where wearing underwear at your knees and grabbing your dick like a 5 year old is almost mandatory.
And what about the cops, who get their jollies wearing their little costumes and having endless boys "spread 'em" for them?
America is the most feel-upity empire since the Romans.
Methinks many are protesting way too much with this whole thing.