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Okay, I’m going to make this simple: I got nothing topical to write about tonight. Nothing. Really, that’s my fault. I have all week to prepare a topic, then Wednesday shows up, and I’m not even prepped to write one. That sucks.
But then, most of my writing is spent on class topics and political essays (on my own blog) now, so it’s kind of eating into my time writing about lighter subjects, like sports or food or other crap. And a lot of stuff is just building up over time, to the point where when I’m writing something, I’ve got several places where I can go with a topic, and I have to narrow it down to a few.
I know, I know: why not post it here, in the Vent-Hole?
Because of the boilerplate, silly. In addition, do you think I want to make this shell of banter and off-color commentary into the political cesspool that infiltrates 95% of the rest of this site? Come on. For the sake of sanity alone, I keep away from politics here; it is the last place I can do it, before I exit the place entirely. I have written four diaries here that have not been IVH-related. I am not sure if the one I wrote in November will be the last one that is not IVH-related, or that I will write another one like it again.
Still, this is where I am at tonight. With nothing silly to write about, and a lot on my mind.
Next week, then?
Regis Philbin and Wendy Liebman are scheduled to join Craig for shenanigans.
Here's last night's show: